User:Ffleming
Hey, my name is Frank J. and I'm super smart. I'll probably only do minor edits here since I don't give out information unless I'm paid for it. Thanks to everyone who does put information in Wikipedia, though. One of these days I'll donate this place some money.
I also have a blog that may or may not be notable.
SarahK is hot...go Tartans.
Wait, anyone can edit my own self-description? This place sucks!
Well, I guess it doesn't suck since I come back here so often. Still, I don't want people editing my user page. Think of all the false information that could end up in here! I'll be ruined!
-Frank wears pants on special occasions. Today is special, if not particularly notable.
-Frank can kill you just by looking at you... but you're so ugly he's probably not going to look at you.
-Frank dreams of his dog Rowdi destroying monkeys. And ninjas.