The Zocchihedron, a surprisingly unusual way of rolling a d100

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Symbols A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ? Others suggest

Symbols

A

Alabama Constitution - I'd make a joke about how government doesn't work, but this is just sad.
Alcopop - Soft hard drink? Hard soft drink? Who knows?
All your base are belong to us
Anal bleaching - I'd personally keep bleach away from that particular area
Artie, the Strongest Man in the World - "Artie likes armpit noises, as they remind him of his mother."
Argelico Fucks - First of all, his name is technically a sentence. Secondly, could you imagine how weird it would be if he had a relative named "Chastity"?

B

Bat bombs - nah-nah-nan-nuh-nuh-nah-nah-nan-nuh-nuh BAT BOMBS!

C

Cello scrotum - Fake medical condition.
Chess boxing
Clay Oliver Hill - Populist Democratic Viking Party presidential candidate. Enough said.
Cocaine (drink) - Energy drink which is "designed to burn and irritate the throat and sinuses" just like real cocaine.
Cookie Monster - Life is like the Internet.
Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life - See Mazes and Monsters, below; only the topic is internet porn instead of RPGs.

D

Docetism - "attributed to the Gnostics, who believed that matter was evil" Ok then...

E

Evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet - someone has a bad sense of politics, I guess.

F

Fan death - the belief that an electric fan can kill you by sucking the oxygen out of the air, or by some other method
Feel the Magic: XY/XX - a dating sim released in the U.S. for the portable Nintendo DS system, it is a collection of several minigames. One of them involves yelling at the screen as loud as you can.
FM-2030
Fortnight - "1 attoparsec per microfortnight approximately equals 1 inch per second"
Fucking, Austria - Home of the most stolen streetsign in Austria. Big surprise there.

G

Godzilla vs. Space Godzilla - Roar! Convoluted plot!
Gratis versus Libre - the end of the article describes a beer which is free as in speech but not free as in beer.
Group X - Antiamerican American rap group that pretends to be geographically Arabian. Offensively insane.
Grotto of the Redemption - a large collection of fossils dedicated to the life of Jesus Christ. According to their website, they also have ice skating.

H

Heribert Illig - Claims 300 years of history never happened. From Unusual Articles.
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Hetty Green
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi - The animated adventures of Puffy Amiyumi. Their article says that they changed their names to avoid confusion with Puff Daddy. What I really want to know is -- when is he going to get a cartoon? Then again, I suppose Hi Hi P. Diddy doesn't have quite the same ring.
Holy Prepuce - Holy what?
Horst Wessel Lied - the theme song of the Nazi Party; accidentally used as background music in a recent advertising campaign.
The Hundredth Monkey. Just a bit short of a barrel.

I

Inherently funny word - Right...
Interrobang - Combinination exclamation mark and question mark!?

J

John Wayne Bobbitt - some people lead interesting lives, I guess.

K

Knights of Ramune - ~~Worst. Anime. Ever.~~ Terrible, but not as bad as Big Wars or MD Geist now that I think about it. Still much more insane.
Kenny Kramer - "The real Kramer"

L

The last page of the Internet
Let's trim our hair in accordance with the socialist lifestyle
Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den - a short passage consisting of 92 occurances of the sound "shi" (e.g. "Shì shíshí shì shì shì shī. 10 shí, shì 10 shī shì shì.")
List of Jewish superheroes
List of lists of lists
List of strange units of measurement - "My car gets forty rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it!"

M

The Mark Steel Solution - crazy solutions to social issues
Mazes and Monsters - Oh nos! D&D will make the childrens insane!? Won't somebody please think of the children?!
Melleny Brown - Voice actress. Previously starred in the Care Bears. Now sings dirty lyrics for house music.
Minced oaths - Zounds! What an article.
Mission Earth (novel) - Haven't read it, but I'd say it's insane based just on its length, nevermind any of that other stuff.
From the front page: Monopoly (game) "...its origins actually go back to 1904, when Lizzie Magie, a supporter of political economist Henry George, patented a game called "The Landlord's Game" with the object of demonstrating how rents enrich property owners and impoverish tenants" -- Monopoly, evil communist plot!
Mortal Engines - Giant robotic cities eating one another.

N

Neon Genesis Evangelion - "What the hell is this?" - Shinji Ikari
Nevada-Tan
Newcomb's paradox - free will and time travel don't mix well, apparently.
Notion (slang) - Proof that people with not enough to do can make the English language just that much worse.

O

One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church - Packed with a lot of info.
Onion Futures Act
Oolong (rabbit) - a rabbit trained to hold things on its head
Oxford Electric Bell - The Bells! They won't stop ringing!

P

Polari - The fact that it's a language used by gay men in Britain in the 1950s and 60s would be enough to make this topic insane. That said, it's also a mix of French, Italian, Romany and Cockney. If they had thrown in another language or two, it probably would have been an anti-Latin.

Q

Quantum mechanics
Quantum immortality - this would be so cool if true.

R

Rahxephon - NGE on crack. And it has Ramune and many other insane things contained within!
Ramune - Insane packaging! Animenation says these things spray all over when you open them, and you should bring a towel.
Red Hat Society - not the software kind of Red Hat.
Reductio ad Hitlerum
Rickrolling - Never gonna give you up...
Rocket mail - Thank goodness email was invented.

S

Sausage Race
Screaming Lord Sutch - Sounds like a nice guy, although I still prefer my British politicians to be a bit more Thatcheresque.
Sex with my first cousin (Reference desk question from 28 July, 2005) - the first sentence is almost the perfect opening to any question-and-answer style column or faq regarding sex.
Smokie - A meal of lamb, prepared by blowtorching it wool and all.
Society for the Prevention of Calling Sleeping Car Porters "George"

T

International Talk Like a Pirate Day - Yarr! Here be Dragons.
Thumb twiddling

U

Uncanny Valley

V

Value of Earth - It's a lot. Or maybe nothing, economists aren't sure.

W

X

Y

Z

Zachariah Chandler - made sure people could vote with a club
Zigzag method - Explains the forking of European and American eating habits.
Zocchihedron - a 100-sided die with an uneven distribution. The article notes that it is, unsurprisingly, unwieldy to use.

Others suggest

Football War - User:Toytoy